5 reasons why u shud marry me and 6 reasons why i shud marry u

You must marry me bcoz:

1. u wont find another me
2. i am cute
3. i dont have a beeg dick (anal wont be painful)
4. i love u
5. i am the only one i no who can take your shit


I must marry u bcoz:

1. i wont find another u
2. u r sexy
3. u got nice tits
4. u love me
5. i have to live my fantasies now
6. i dont have the energy to chase another woman, it has been very exhausting, i feel old now