Elvis Presley:She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she's burning like fire
She'd like to cuddle up to me
She's playing hard to get
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

Ann-Margret:The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
I'd like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet

Elvis Presley:The lady's got a crush on me
Ann-Margret:The gentleman's crazy obviously

Elvis Presley:The lady's dying to be kissed
Ann-Margret:The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play Russian roulette

Elvis Presley:The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:She's falling fast she's on the skids

Ann-Margret:Both of his heads are flipping their lids
Elvis Presley:Tonight she'll hold me in her arms

Ann-Margret:I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this Romeo
I'm not his Juliet

Elvis Presley:The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:She wants me

Ann-Margret:Like poison ivy
Needs me
Ann-Margret:Like a hole in the head

Elvis Presley:Everyone can see she's got it bad
Ann-Margret:He's mad!
The gentleman is an egotist

Elvis Presley:I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist
Ann-Margret:He's one man I could learn to hate

Elvis Presley:How's about having dinner at eight?
Ann-Margret:I'd rather dine with Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete

Elvis Presley:The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:Oh yes she loves me

Ann-Margret:Dig that shrinking violet
Elvis Presley:Oh she really loves me

Ann-Margret:Here's one gal you'll never get
Elvcis Presley:She lo- lo- loves me

Ann-Margret:Would you like to make a bet?
Elvis Presley:I said the lady loves me

Ann-MargretyThe gentleman's all wet

- read Saby for Elvis